Week 28: Thank you, Kanye

Dear Kanye,
        Thank you for always being there for me! Whenever I have girl problems I can listen to any of the songs featured in your album 808s and Heartbreak such as Welcome to Heartbreak, Heartless, See You in My Nightmares, and Coldest Winter. Then, whenever I hang out with my squad we can listen to clique and I'll just imagine you there with us. On Mother's Day you have my back again with the song Hey Mama. If I am ever in a solemn mood and want something that will express to me similar feelings, I can listen to Only One. Whenever there's a police officer doing his job and monitoring road traffic, you have my back once again, with Drive Slow.
        With the dearest of affections,
Ethan Zulz

Week 27: All Day

First off, if you haven't heard Kanye West's latest song "All Day" you should listen to it as soon as possible. I'll post a link here just for you. link. Merry Christmas. One day I had been playing basketball all day and people would come up and ask me "how long have you been playing basketball?" of course my answer was "all day." Then the next day I asked my parents if I could go to the mall and they asked "how long do you plan on staying at the mall?" my response the two word phrase "all day." After I got the okay from my parents I asked my friends "do you want to stay at the mall all day?" and they asked "All day?" and I responded "All day" so we went to the mall and we stayed there all day.

Week 26: Eureka!

This one time, when it was probably the summer of my 6th grade year, so I was going into 7th grade, I went to California with my fam. Along the way we stopped at the salt flats by Salt Lake City and that was pretty rad. I'm pretty sure we went to Eureka before we went to San Francisco, anyways we stayed at a KOA campground and we rented banana bikes. At this campground, it was fenced in with a wooden fence, there was a long drive way to enter into the campground that also had the wooden fencing. There was a compound at the end of private property that was connected to the campground via the entrance of the driveway. Having almost free roam of the campground I, not knowing that I was leaving the campground, went down the driveway. I turned into the private property and drove to the end, in this compound there was a sort of a cul-de-sac with houses and trailers. I noticed at the end that this was not the campground, so I turned around and pedaled as fast as I could to get back to the campground. But, awaiting at the final house was a mean lady with her son, I'm assuming, standing by her leg in a diaper or underwear, I don't recall which. Anyhow, she yelled at me and the rest of that day was terrible. I rode my bike back to our little cabin and went and laid on my bed and cried. In retrospect I wish I would have scorched her. Also, whenever anyone comments on my skinny jeans for example "Are you wearing your girlfriend's jeans?" I wish I had a comeback that would rek them.