Week 16: The 31,556,926 Seconds of 2014

At the beginning of the year I was in a crazy love stage with this one lady and I'm glad that we've worked things out and are great friends at the moment. Also, I feel like Cody, Evan and I have all gotten really close this past year and it's great! But, the only bad thing is that it's going to be even harder when Cody goes off to college. Pretty much this year has been pretty great so far, there hasn't really been any big dilemmas at school which is phenomenal, but there are always a few stinkers that think they need to cause a raucous. Stone and I have gotten pretty close as well and we're going to destroy in basketball together. The rest of my classmates and I have stayed tight with each other pretty well, but it's hard to keep it one hundred with everyone, but I don't have problems with anyone. Mr. Fahs has continued to be an Oscar the Grouch with all his trash talk, but that's the only thing he's better than me at.

Week 15: Snow Castles

Well, this one time Stone and I went out to my grandma's farm and we made a partial snow fort and it was really awesome. If we had a bunch more hours to work on it, it easily could have been the coolest thing ever. But, this one year I built a couch in my front yard and that was pretty cool too because couches are just plain awesome. If I had unlimited time, snow, man power, and couldn't get cold, I would construct a full size castle. The castle would have functioning guillotines, and cozy snow bedrooms. Then, I'd rent out all the rooms and since it'd be a huge castle I'd make a bunch of money and then I'd buy a real castle.

Week 14: Fumblefahs Army

Well, I would actually more likely have a flashlight in my backpack, but I don't because my phone has one equipped on it. But, this so called trap door is probably our school's room of requirement and I'd just so happen to have Cody and Evan with me because we're always together. When we go in to scope things out, we'd get surprised by Michael Jordan who would be standing in the middle of a basketball court. He'd live there and he would show us how to be champions. We would call ourselves Fumblefahs Army. We would bring in everyone on the team and we would have great practice sessions and we wouldn't lose another game, so we would win state.

Week 13: Palmary Patrol

The parade in my honor would be world wide because I'm a big deal. I'd invite Kanye West because he's my fav. I'd also invite Derrick Rose cause he's my second fav. I'd also invite Jacob, my brother, cause he's my third fav. I'd also invite all of the candy corporations because they would have to throw out candy. We would start in New York City and travel through Cleveland, Chicago, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, then up to Seattle. Next, we would take a couple large barges across the pacific ocean and travel to Japan then through china and all those countries. Then, we would go through Europe and parade through every single country. Then we would take another cruise to South America and travel through Sao Paulo and Brazil and many more South American countries. Through Mexico City then through New Orleans and straight back up to Washburn and it would be over.