Week 22: Mulan is a Babe

About a week ago, my parents were talking to Mara about life and love and all of that mushy stuff; probably because they're buying a house for Mara and her boyfriend, and I just so happened to be in the room. Anyways my mom said, "Love doesn't last forever, so it's good to have a friendship there when things don't work out," or something along those lines. So, considering that most of the Disney movie relationships are based on just a couple days and then they live happily ever after, is probably absurd and don't actually last forever, Except for maybe Mulan and Shang because they went through an entire war together and then got married. There's is probably the only relationship that actually lasted.

Week 21: Kanye or Maisie

If I could go on a date with any celebrity, I would no doubt choose Kanye West because A. He's my hero. B. I like him a lot. C. We would probably go somewhere super cool. D. He may or may not give me a pair of his new shoes. But if I were to go on an actual date with a celebrity, I would probably go with Maisie Williams. She is super cool because she plays Arya in Game of Thrones and she's my favorite. Secondly, She likes Ed Sheeran, who I also like. Thirdly, she has some pretty rad dance moves and we can go to parties/prom/HoCo together and make all the other couples jealous with our far out dancing skills.

Week 20: Bringin' Back the Half-Stache

Well, if I woke up back in seventh grade that would be terrible because I had the worst half-stache for the longest time. First off, i would start shaving way sooner because that half-stache was atrocious. Other than that, if I were to do anything different, I would start lifting weights so by the time I am in highschool I can 720 dunk. I would also work on my shooting so I miss even less than I do now, which is only occasionally, so I won't miss at all. Also, I would work on my lady skills because they're flawed and need lots of work.

Week 19: The Story of My Life

Well, from probably 4th to 6th grade I took ballet and tumbling lessons. I was a huge science weirdo and watched Mythbusters and How It's Made all the time. On occasions I would do little experiments too. I also had a knight/ medieval phase and bought toy knights all the time. Also, I am the best at basketball. I don't like orange juice. Soccer is one of my favorite sports, second only to basketball. I wanted to be an astronaut up until high school. I was so set on being an astronaut that my parents sent me to space camp in 8th grade.