Week 18: Best Bros

Well, I know it's probably not right to pick favorites, but Jacob is my fav. We literally hang out all the time almost. We go eat Vietnamese food all the time. We also go to the movies quite often. He's pretty much the best big brother ever. And when we aren't doing that, we are playing video games. Emily and Leah are pretty rad as well, but we aren't as close because they live forever away and we never get to hang out. Mara is alrighty but sometimes she's a pain. Same as Levi, we get along most of the time, but he wears my socks all the time and it irks me. Also, he can be a reaal turd sometimes and it's hard to deal with him.

Week 17: Roads? Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads.

Well first off, the only music in the future is Kanye's because his songs are so ahead of our time. Also, since Kanye is a god, he would have hundreds of statues in the future and they'd find someway to make him live forever. Of course, there would also be flying cars because it's the future and obviously there aren't any roads in the future. Unlike the movie Wall-E people continue to exercise in to the future so nobody is that fat. Also, McDonald's is illegal because it's so fattening, but a new healthy fast food restaurant took it's place.