Week 16: The 31,556,926 Seconds of 2014

At the beginning of the year I was in a crazy love stage with this one lady and I'm glad that we've worked things out and are great friends at the moment. Also, I feel like Cody, Evan and I have all gotten really close this past year and it's great! But, the only bad thing is that it's going to be even harder when Cody goes off to college. Pretty much this year has been pretty great so far, there hasn't really been any big dilemmas at school which is phenomenal, but there are always a few stinkers that think they need to cause a raucous. Stone and I have gotten pretty close as well and we're going to destroy in basketball together. The rest of my classmates and I have stayed tight with each other pretty well, but it's hard to keep it one hundred with everyone, but I don't have problems with anyone. Mr. Fahs has continued to be an Oscar the Grouch with all his trash talk, but that's the only thing he's better than me at.

Week 15: Snow Castles

Well, this one time Stone and I went out to my grandma's farm and we made a partial snow fort and it was really awesome. If we had a bunch more hours to work on it, it easily could have been the coolest thing ever. But, this one year I built a couch in my front yard and that was pretty cool too because couches are just plain awesome. If I had unlimited time, snow, man power, and couldn't get cold, I would construct a full size castle. The castle would have functioning guillotines, and cozy snow bedrooms. Then, I'd rent out all the rooms and since it'd be a huge castle I'd make a bunch of money and then I'd buy a real castle.

Week 14: Fumblefahs Army

Well, I would actually more likely have a flashlight in my backpack, but I don't because my phone has one equipped on it. But, this so called trap door is probably our school's room of requirement and I'd just so happen to have Cody and Evan with me because we're always together. When we go in to scope things out, we'd get surprised by Michael Jordan who would be standing in the middle of a basketball court. He'd live there and he would show us how to be champions. We would call ourselves Fumblefahs Army. We would bring in everyone on the team and we would have great practice sessions and we wouldn't lose another game, so we would win state.

Week 13: Palmary Patrol

The parade in my honor would be world wide because I'm a big deal. I'd invite Kanye West because he's my fav. I'd also invite Derrick Rose cause he's my second fav. I'd also invite Jacob, my brother, cause he's my third fav. I'd also invite all of the candy corporations because they would have to throw out candy. We would start in New York City and travel through Cleveland, Chicago, Salt Lake City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, then up to Seattle. Next, we would take a couple large barges across the pacific ocean and travel to Japan then through china and all those countries. Then, we would go through Europe and parade through every single country. Then we would take another cruise to South America and travel through Sao Paulo and Brazil and many more South American countries. Through Mexico City then through New Orleans and straight back up to Washburn and it would be over.

Week 12: Guns n Roses

Last week, I got my basketball shoes in the mail and that made my week. Then, on the weekend We had a prom committee meeting and we went to the place where we are having prom. We ate at steak n shake afterwards and I tainted the girls' waters with pepper juice when they all decided to go to the wash room at the same time and take a selfie. Later that day, I got to go to a Peoria Riverman's hockey game with my lady friend and her friends and we had a grand old time. The only thorn that is kind of a thorn, but not really is that I ate at steak n shake twice in the same day.

Week 11: Inside Kanye's Mind

If I could read anyone's mind for an entire 24 hours I would sleep the entire day beforehand, so that I can stay up the entire 24 hours and take the whole time to read their mind. Now, if I got to choose who's mind I was able to read, I would choose Kanye West. Because 1) I like him a lot 2) I would know when his new album is coming out 3) I could use all of his rapping skills and become the white Kanye West 4) We could possibly become friends because we would be ruling the entire rap/pop music industry. So, it is definitely a win-win situation.

Week 10: The State of Being Ethereal

If I suddenly became a phantom, I would travel the world because it would be free and I could see everything. I think first I would travel through all of Europe and live in France until I learn how to fluently speak the french language. Then I'd go to Italy and then to Rome, where i would learn to fight from all of the gladiator ghosts. I'd find Julius Caesar and learn from him everything on how to be a great military commander. Then I'd go around and find all the smartest dead scientists and get all their information on how to bring back the dead. Next, I'd find a scientist that is still living and give him all of my information and then have him bring me back to life. Then after 19 years I'd run for president and then after I'm elected, I'd conquer the world.

Week 9: Kazam

I think that with my first wish, I would wish that Jacob would finally get a teaching job in a nice school because he has had his teaching degree for quite awhile now and I just would like to see him finally get the job that he has dreamed of having. Next I would wish for Leah to be happy. Leah lives in Chicago all by her lonesome and she just has seemed out of sorts lately. I don't know if it's because she is stressed out with  having two jobs and still struggling to make ends meet, or maybe it's because she doesn't have WiFi in her apartment. For my final wish, I'd wish that some doctor would finally find the cure for cancer, so that way lots of people could be cured and there would be many more happy people.

Week 8: Home

Home. Well, I have lived in the same house my entire life. I have never moved or experienced anything different. Am I fortunate? I believe so, but maybe I'm not. I almost want to experience some kind of change, a little bit of instability or something of that sort. My entire life I've always known that I will still be in my house. I want a tad bit of excitement or craziness in my life. There are some people who always say you don't know how it feels or you don't know what I'm talking about. Well, I want to know what they've felt like. How it feels to have a different home every other week or month or year. Do I want to go through that experience? I'm not sure. I don't know if I would like that, but then I could finally understand maybe why people act the way they do and make the choices they make.

Week 7: No Thank You

Well, I don't know if you've ever seen the "Waldo The Movie" trailer, but I don't know if I would want to find Mr. Waldo. That dude is straight up bonkers. "I found Waldo" BAM! Now you're dead because he actually found you and then shot you in the chest. Sucks to suck dude. So, when everyone goes out to find Waldo, count me out because I don't plan on dying. I'll stay at home and probably read or something. And if by chance, I ever do see Mr. Waldo I'm just going to play it off as if it never happened.

Week 6: The Dark Side

If I was in school with Anakin Skywalker that would be great! At least until he turned evil. But, I feel like we could be the best of friends up until that point. We would do everything together. Play basketball, be in band together, start a soccer team, run track, play video games, play board games such as "Settlers of Catan" and "Risk". I feel like in "risk" Anakin might get a bit too competitive considering the world domination part. Anyways I feel like around graduation we would have a big falling out because that's when he'd start going evil and planning to take over the world.

Week 5: Nobody's Messing With My Clique

First off, I would take Mr. Fahs' place on the basketball team because the coach would clearly see that I am the superior basketball player. Mr. Fahs  He'd probably hate me after that, so we wouldn't be able to be friends. But, Ms. Hudson and I could totally rock band together with Ms. A. Mr. Fahs would have to give me his lunch since i'm so cool. I would have him do my homework as well, but I'd probably get F's on all of the assignments I had him do. Then I'd have my dad be in our clique as well because he's my dad and it would be awesome.

Week 4: Behind Enemy Lines

Well since my sister, Leah, lives in Chicago I would create a zombie proof vehicle, probably with a snow plow on the front and bulletproof windows and then I'd get a shotgun and a whole butt ton of ammunition. Then I'd get someone to air drop my vehicle in to Chicago and then if she wasn't already infected, then I'd pick her up, but if she was infected, I would hogtie her and then put her in the trunk. Either way, afterwards, I would drive into Lake Michigan, with my amphibious vehicle, then drive to the shore outside of Chicago. Next I would drive back to Washburn and fortify my defenses. After that, I would set up a lab in my base and find the cure. Then, I'd cure every single thing that is infected and be the savior of the planet. Everyone would nominate me to be the president of the planet after this giant ordeal. It would be a dictatorship.

Week 3: Spoilers

Well, I actually am going to Chicago this weekend, but I'm not planning to go to any bookstores. If this were to happen, I wouldn't be looking for an R&R book because I'm in the middle of a book and it has a sequel. If I were to open this book, I don't think that I would read anything because why reread everything that I already know, when nothing has really happened that's been too fantastic. I like reading books with a bunch of action, excitement and other things and my life is the exact opposite of that. Also, I hate spoilers, absolutely hate them with the entirety of my being, so there is no way I would read about what is going to happen because then I'll spend the rest of my life trying not to avoid the bad, when I could just discover the rest for myself without spoiling anything.

Week 2: Back In My Day

Well I don't talk to older people about teenagers that often, but I feel like most elders think that teenagers nowadays, Have sexual relationships all the time and that everyone is getting pregnant. Which, definitely is not true. I think another myth is that a bunch of teens do drugs and party all the time, but from my standpoint I don't think those things really happen all the time. Another myth is that we don't go outside and be active, which is also false. Older people probably spent more time outside, but they never had Xbox's or PlayStation's. So, they can probably stop with the "back in my day..." lectures.

Week 1: The Red Wedding

My first week of school has been pretty alright. For the most part I'm happy to be back so that way I don't actually have to make plans to see all my friends, but I think that everyone could use a couple more weeks of summer vacation. Also, in current affairs I found out that some pediatrics association says that schools shouldn't start before 9 a.m. So if we could just start with that routine, I'm sure that I would do a lot better in school. I'm not really looking forward that much towards any classes in particular, but I'm taking French 3 online and I don't really know how I feel about it yet